“今天又拒绝了两个男生，看着他们失望的背影，我只能默默说声抱歉，毕竟你们的楼盘和健身卡我真的买不起。”
"Today I rejected two more boys and looked at their disappointed backs. I could only silently apologize, after all, I really can't afford your property and fitness card."
“如果我看起来没精神，可能是累了，可能是病了，但最大的可能是饿了。”
"If I look lethargic, it may be tired, it may be sick, but the most likely thing is that I am hungry."
“护肤其实是一门玄学。如果用的不是超过自己经济能力的产品，就感觉没效果。”
"Skincare is actually a mystical art. If you are not using products that exceed your economic capacity, you will feel ineffective."
“叫人还钱，就像是暗恋一样，你总会感觉不好意思说。当你鼓起勇气说了，又变得像是表白一样，搞不好连朋友都没得做！”
"Asking someone to pay back is like having a crush, and you always feel embarrassed to say it. When you muster the courage to say it, it becomes like confessing, maybe you don't even have to do it with friends!"
“以前什么都不懂，瞎装；现在什么都懂，装瞎。”
"Before, I didn't understand anything and pretended to be blind; I understand everything now and pretend to be blind."
“脱发怎么办？保持一个良好的心态，这样就可以接受这个现实了。”
"What to do about hair loss? Maintain a positive mindset so that you can accept this reality."
“以前丑，不好意思发自拍；现在不一样了，现在脸皮厚了。”
"I used to be ugly, so I felt embarrassed to take selfies; It's different now, my face is thicker now."
“古代的女子会吟诗，现代的女子会作对。”
"Ancient women could recite poetry, while modern women can oppose it."
“有人告诉我：这世上再也没有比爱情更复杂的东西了。我一本高数书甩他脸上。”
"Someone told me: there is nothing more complex than love in this world. I threw a math book at him in the face."
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