"Don't be foolish, the lunar elder in charge of marriage has retired and is now under the control of the God of Wealth."
“我想谈一个你妈给我几千万让我离开你的那种恋爱。”
"I want to talk about a relationship where your mother gave me tens of millions to leave you."
“我要回家了，家里的蚊子饿一天了。”
"I'm going home, the mosquitoes at home have been starving all day."
“这个点起床的多少沾点前程似锦了。”
"Getting up at this time is a bit of a promising future."
“对方不找你聊天，你也不要主动，要给人一种神秘不好拿捏的感觉，这样就能一直单身。”
"If the other party doesn't chat with you, don't take the initiative. Give people a mysterious and difficult to handle feeling, so that they can stay single forever."
“路过奶茶店，看到一对情侣在接吻好羡慕啊，我也好想喝奶茶。”
"Passing by a milk tea shop, I saw a couple kissing with envy, and I really wanted to drink milk tea."
“原以为有了车，想去哪就去哪，结果却是，哪有停车位就去哪。”
"I thought I could go wherever I wanted with a car, but it turned out that I could go wherever there was a parking space."
“你烦什么？除了男朋友对你不好，外边的男人都想对你好。”
"What are you bothering? Except for your boyfriend who is not good to you, all men outside want to be good to you."
“骗子能骗你多久，是由傻子决定的。”
"How long a scammer can deceive you is determined by a fool."
“小孩子才做选择，贫穷的大人根本没得选…”
"Children make choices, poor adults have no choice at all"
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