坐车走高速公路，快到服务区时，司机吼了一嗓子：“要上卫生间的麻利点啊，提前做好准备！”旁边一哥们弱弱地问句：“我们怎么提前准备？是现在就把裤子给脱了么？
As we were about to reach the service area while driving on the highway, the driver yelled, "You need to be quick to go to the bathroom. Be prepared in advance!" A friend beside us weakly asked, "How can we prepare in advance? Did we just take off our pants now?"
“总有人要当废物，当然，我就是其中一个。”
"There are always people who want to be trash, of course, I am one of them."
“无论世界让人多么失望,有些东西我必须要坚守,我做人的底线就四个字：不能饿着！”
"No matter how disappointing the world may be, there are some things I must hold onto. The bottom line of my life is just four words: I cannot be hungry!"
“请珍惜对你好的人，否则错过这一个，还不知道什么时候，才能再遇到另一个瞎了眼的。”
"Please cherish the person who treats you well, otherwise miss out on this one and don't know when to meet another blind person again."
“取悦所有人是不可能的，不过惹所有人生气倒是小菜一碟。”
"It's impossible to please everyone, but making everyone angry is a piece of cake."
“一场说走就走的旅行，背后势必隐藏着一笔想取就取的钱。”
"A spontaneous trip is bound to hide a sum of money that can be withdrawn as soon as you want."
“处对象，我是耐看型的，刚开始可能很丑 ，但不久后你就会被爱情蒙住双眼。”
"At first, I may look ugly, but soon you will be blinded by love."
“又帅又有车的，那是象棋；有钱又有房的，那是银行。”
"Handsome and with a car, that's chess; Those who have money and a house are banks."
“幸好我是个小胖子，难过的时候还可以摸摸可爱的肚子！”
"Fortunately, I am a chubby little guy who can even touch my cute belly when I am sad!"
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