现在那个坐在我家沙发，把脚搭在茶几上的那个人，是我的高中同桌。上高中的时候我老是欺负她，她说她以后不会让我有好日子过。现在她是我老婆了。唉，不说了，再不洗碗又要被揍了。
The person sitting on my sofa now, with their feet resting on the coffee table, is my high school desk mate. When I was in high school, I always bullied her. She said she wouldn't let me have a good life in the future. Now she is my wife. Alas, I won't say it anymore. If I don't wash the dishes, I'll be punished again Beat it up.
I miss the past era, when the sky was very blue and the water was very clear. Even women sitting in the back seat of bicycles would laugh Cleverly replied, "Because at that time most people couldn't afford bicycles."
养了一条鱼死了，不想土葬，我想火葬，谁知道这玩意越烤越香，然后我买了瓶啤酒！
I raised a fish and died. I don't want to bury it, I want to cremate it. Who knows, the more roasted it is, the more fragrant it becomes. Then I bought a bottle of beer!
我问领导：生活中遇到蠢人怎么办？领导：支持他的一切观点，把他培养成大蠢货！我不假思索回答到：头儿，我永远支持你！
I asked the leader: What should I do when encountering a fool in life? Leader: Support all his viewpoints and cultivate him into a big idiot! I answered without hesitation: Boss, I will always support you!
我追一漂亮女孩儿，晚上我给她发信息：我喜欢上你了，怎么办?她回了我五个字：憋住，暗恋着!
I am chasing a beautiful girl, and at night I send her a message: I have fallen in love with you, what should I do? She replied to me with five words: hold it back, secretly in love!
努力过后才知道，有很多事情，再坚持坚持，还是一样白费工夫。
After putting in effort, I realize that there are many things that need to be done. Even if I persist, it will still be a waste of effort.
我们是平凡的人，我们也是特别的人，所以我们是特别平凡的人。
We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are particularly ordinary people.
我严重怀疑丘比特是不是把我的箭拿去烤串了。
I seriously doubt whether Cupid took my arrow to skewer.
八个字总结我现在的状态：胖的专心致志,穷的心灵祥和。
Summarize my current state in eight words: fat and focused, poor and peaceful.
发表于 2024-6-19 09:44:04
